Tom Brady roast highlights: Kevin Hart, Bill Belichick among best moments as Patriots legend gets clowned on

Los Angeles’ Kia Forum has rarely seen a night quite like it did on Sunday when Tom Brady rolled into town.

”The Greatest Roast of All Time” promised fireworks, if nothing else. It certainly delivered, with celebrity after celebrity shrouding the former Patriots icon in endless barbs.

Brady tended to be a good sport during the encounter, although there were certainly some tense moments — namely, Brady’s confrontation with Jeff Ross after the veteran jokester made one too many jokes about Robert Kraft’s purported exploits in massage parlors.

There were a number of standout performers on Sunday night. Kevin Hart and Nikki Glaser turned up the heat on football’s greatest-ever thrower, routinely throwing digs toward the deterioration of Brady’s former marriage with Gisele Bundchen. Bill Belichick also showcased his legendary sense of humor, an aspect many will be hoping to see in his post-coaching tenure.

Brady took the cake on Sunday, though, admitting to certain wrongdoings involving footballs with slightly less air pressure than one would like.

All told, it was a night for the stars, Brady being the biggest one of them all. Follow Sporting News’ live coverage of the event below.

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Tom Brady roast live updates, highlights from Netflix’s ‘The Greatest Roast of All Time’

(All times Eastern)

11:11 p.m.: So the Patriots did cheat after all. Well, I, for one am shocked that such a morally upstanding organization could do such a thing! 

11:08 p.m.: Brady 1739894, Jets 0. The blowout continues:

11:03 p.m.: Brady going down swinging.

10:49 p.m. Ben Affleck comfortably stringing together the worst set of the night. Quelle surprise…

10:43 p.m.: Robert Kraft attempting to start an international conflict with this barb:

10:40 p.m.: One beef has intensified over the course of the week. Another one seemingly came to a close: Bill Belichick and Robert Kraft are back on good terms! Bostonians can finally rest.

10:30 p.m.: Kevin Hart may have elicited the biggest laugh of the night with this joke.

10:10 p.m.: What a strange fellow Rob Gronkowski is. A frat brother’s dream; a normal, sentient person’s nightmare.

10:00 p.m.: Oh, Julian Edelman is on the pulpit, and he’s firing off darts towards his old coach, Bill Belichick.

9:50 p.m: The more, the merrier. Ron Burgundy even dropped some disses.

9:26 p.m.: It ain’t cheating if you’re winning. And although the Patriots have developed something of a reputation for the latter, former WR Randy Moss wishes they had done more of the former when he was on the roster.

9:16 p.m.: The masses are NOT pleased with Kim Kardashian’s presence at tonight’s function.

9:06 p.m.: Another person who has become the butt of tonight’s jokes: none other than UFC president Dana White himself. Everyone can get it at the Greatest Roast of All Time:

9:01 p.m.: Plenty of Gisele barbs… It’s going about as awkwardly as one would expect it to, per ESPN’s Mina Kimes:

8:50 p.m.: Nikki Glaser offering her best impression of Rob Gronkowski. Seems to have gotten the crowd crooning…

8:23 p.m.: Kevin Hart’s got (unsavory) jokes for Brady. And it seems to be taking the internet by storm…

8:15 p.m.: The stars are out and about for tonight’s festivities, from Kim Kardashian to Rob Gronkowski.

8:05 p.m.: Plenty of jokes have already been fired off in Brady’s direction, including one in which Drew Bledsoe gets benched in favor of Tom Brady…again.

7:45 p.m.: Netflix brought out the big guns for this one, greeting Brady with his own personal billboard! I’ve heard more original digs, I must admit…

When will ‘The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady’ be released?

The Netflix special “The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady” will be available to stream Sunday, May 5. The event will be aired live starting at 8 p.m. ET on the platform as a part of the Netflix Is a Joke Fest in Los Angeles.

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How to buy tickets for ‘The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady’

“The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady” is one of many standup comedy events during Netflix is a Joke Fest. The event takes place between May 2-12 in Los Angeles, featuring over 400 shows.

Brady’s show will be held live at the Kia Forum. Tickets can be purchased through


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